Cakes and Pies - The Amalgamation

10-inch Cake?  Just one layer?  No frosting?

Hiding inside is an entire 9-inch, homemade Apple Pie:

It's probably a crime against nature... or at least a crime against cuisine.

But it's fairly tasty:

This is one of those things that you try once, so you can say that you did... and now, for some strange reason, my pancreas hurts.